The Final Boss of My Lair

by Sub Tank

Note: Use The Fresh Prince of Bel Air as base.

Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the final boss of my lair

In Abel City, built and raised, shootin' Mavericks is how I spent most of my days
Chillin' out blastin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin' some Mavericks outside of the school
When this crazy red reploid
Who was up to no good
Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood
I got one little virus and Dr. Cain got scared
He said 'If you go Maverick it'll be worse than we feared!'

The time for Reploids to evolve was drawing near
But first all humans had to die it was quite clear
If anything I can say this feeling was rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Shove a nuke up their rear!'

I put together a crew about about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the Hunters 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit behind double doors as the final boss of my lair